If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men right? So they are able to fight back right? Then prove it! My EQUALITEHHHHHHHH
One day Little Johnny's class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?" Little Mary says, "The teacher is very intelligent." The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?" Little Suzie says, "They are very fashionable." The teacher says, "Johnny, why don't you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence." Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy 'Darling how does my dictate' "
Whats similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the fetus inside of her. They are both thinking, "oh shit, my moms gonna kill me"
Are You a Samsung Galaxy Note 7? Because, I want to explode in You!
A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican not Mexicant."
The Sunday school teacher is a little concerned that his kids might be a little confused about Jesus so he asks his class, “where is Jesus today?”
Little Suzy replies, “He’s in heaven”
Little Mary replies, “He’s in my heart”
Little Johnny says, “He’s in the bathroom!”
The teacher says, “how do you know this?”
Then little Johnny says, “Well, every morning my father gets up, bang on the bathroom door, and yells, “Jesus Christ are you still in there!?”
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they're all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there's no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
Roses are red Violets are blue A face like yours Belongs in a zoo Don't worry I'll be there too Not in the cage But laughing at YOU!
My poem , roses are red violets are blue I will die very soon🔪
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
Why are Americans so bad at clash royal?
They already lost two towers
Obama, Trump and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.
Obama: This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children! Trump Screw the women and children! Clinton: Do you think we have time...?
all orphans must be gay because they are not home o fobic
me: hey, are your parents home?
orphan: (crying) stop calling here
Sonic says: If you're bored, Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? tell their parents?
What does an orphan's father and Nemo have in common.
They are both nowhere to be found.
Why are Americans so bad a Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two Towers.
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "we are family"
Last night I burned an orphanage there was one survivor who said I would regret it I said "What are you gonna do tell your parents?"
Why are orphans bad at baseball.
They don’t know where home is.
