Ares jokes
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.
We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
Are you feeling down? Because I wanna feel you up.
What did the brother say to the other brother? "You are brother, brother."
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
"You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
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You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
Dark jokes are like food, not everybody gets it.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today and tomorrow. I have to go home from home and walk home. Walk and a bike. Walk, walk, and a bike to school tomorrow night. I have to have lunch with my mom and dad, and I have dinner with you tonight.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!