What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
Girls are like valcanoes.
You never know when they will erupt.
You’re so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked “Are you moving?”
Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener
Man to woman: Would you sleep with me for one million dollars? Woman: Sure. Man: How about for ten dollars? Woman: What do you think I am? Man: We’ve already established what you are. All we’re doing is negotiating price.
Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?" Friend: "Yeah, but you are too." Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
Saying I’m sorry and I apologise are basically the same thing... except at a funeral
Roses are red shit is brown get that dick out my ass so we can go to town
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up. Class: *no one stands up* Teacher: Oh c'mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room* Little Johnny: *stands up* Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you're dumb? Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you're standing alone.