Ares jokes
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
What are these wrong answers only
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
Roses are red, I need a broom, I just shit all over the bathroom.
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.
Roses are red, colors are blue, if I was you, I'd look like you.
A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”
Ready when you are, KK.
We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.
Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?