I can tell a joke :`)
Twinkle Twinkle there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way I will not be seen again Are you happy I am dead Now you made it to the end
I can tell a joke :`)
Twinkle Twinkle there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way I will not be seen again Are you happy I am dead Now you made it to the end
Why do they bury Germans 20 feet down when they die, instead of the usual 6 feet? Because deep down, Germans are ok.
i just wanted to say to never let go of family they are everything never let anyone walk all over you and if you are with me like this quote
Roses are red Violets are too You better run Iβm following you
What are a group of depressed people called?
A suicide squad
Roses are red Lemons are sour Open your legs So I can devour
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog
Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
Roses are red violets are blue I have no balls neither will you πͺπͺ
9/11 jokes are the bomb
You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)