I can tell a joke :`)
Twinkle Twinkle there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way I will not be seen again Are you happy I am dead Now you made it to the end
I identify as Michael Jackson and my pronouns are he he
Why do they bury Germans 20 feet down when they die, instead of the usual 6 feet? Because deep down, Germans are ok.
i just wanted to say to never let go of family they are everything never let anyone walk all over you and if you are with me like this quote
Roses are red Violets are too You better run Iβm following you
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood
What are a group of depressed people called?
A suicide squad
Roses are red Lemons are sour Open your legs So I can devour
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog
Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb
How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.
What kind of music do wind turbines like ? They are big , heavy metal fans !
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
Roses are red violets are blue I have no balls neither will you πͺπͺ
9/11 jokes are the bomb
You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.
why wasn't the infant's entire body found
because the limbs are scattered around 43Β°17.7355βN, 113Β°58.4205βW
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: *cries*
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
