what does your mum and istanbul have in common?
they are all insane comebacks!!!
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
The lice in your head are starting to concern over deforestation
Next time at walmart I'm going to scan my wrist they are basically barcodes
The ones you hate most are also the one who is by your side most.
What is bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
I only remember my fathers last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"