Ares jokes
Roses are red, grass is greener.
When I think of you, I play with my weiner.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing today, did I have...
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?
Guy 1: How far are we going?
Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.
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Jokes are not funny.
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
Bee Jokes:
"Hello."
"Oh, hello, Buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing!" (Laughs)
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes, dude!" (Laughs)
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon." (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind!" (Laughs)
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.
Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.
Kid 1: Aw, thanks!
Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10
Girls are like a bus; you might miss the first bus and catch the second bus.
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
If you are a robot, you cannot talk.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost their towers.
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?