Ares Jokes

People are like potatoes.

We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.

Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Because you're super annoying and won't shut up.

Why are women like hurricanes?

They come in nasty and wet then leave with your house and car.

Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright

You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say "where are your parents?" the kid says "What are parents?

Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand up.

man asks a women: Are you a school? women: No why? man: Oh i wanted to shoot my kid inside of you.

9/11 victims are the best readers

They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds

Pedofiles are fucking immature assholes

Dad: Son, everyone in your class got COVID. Son (in a happy tone): I know. Dad: How do you know and why are you so glad? Son: Well yesterday you told me to spread positivity.

why are Americans so bad at clash of clans, cause they already lost two towers

Who are the worlds fastest readers? The 9/11 suicide jumpers, they went through 110 stories in 5 seconds. Sorry.

Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.

Girls are like blackjack you shoot for 21 but I keep hitting 14

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