Ares jokes
Why are pirates named pirates?
Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
You are fat.
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and then you remember there are no speed bumps.
Poor biggie😔
Potters are dead xoxoxoxoxox.
Akbar: How many crows are there, Birbal?
Birbal: 8,971.
Akbar: What if there are fewer?
Birbal: Then some crows went on vacation to visit their relatives.
Akbar: What if there are more?
Birbal: Then some came on vacation here to visit their relatives.
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
How long are you? I
Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.
Jokes are not funny.
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
Basketballs are bigger than end.
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.
Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore?
Because all the Mexicans that can run, swim, or jump are already here.