After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?"
God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."
The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.
(This is a fucked up pick up line) are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
Man walks up to a priest. The man says "I am Jesus Christ." The priest says "No you are not my son." The man says " Follow me." The man walks into the bar and the bartender says "Jesus Christ your back!"
All these jokes are so offensive Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it
My friend called me a dick earlier. I said you are what you eat. He then proceeded to run away from me.
In syria, there are no walmarts, only targets
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, Girl are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb