Are jokes
I don't think jokes are very funny.
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
What does your mum and Istanbul have in common?
They are all insane comebacks!!!
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Three guys are stranded with cannibals on an island. The cannibals said, "Each one of you come back with 10 pieces of fruit and shove them up your butt showing no emotion." The first guy came back with 10 apples, and by the second one, he started to grunt, so he was killed and eaten.
The second one came back with cherries, and when he went to put the 10th one in, he started to laugh, so he was killed and eaten. The two guys met in heaven, and the first guy said, "Dude, you were so close. What happened?" The second one said, "I would have made it, but I saw the third guy come back with 10 pineapples!!" 😝😝🤣🤣
Why don't stags buy drugs? Because they are too deer.
There were ten cats in a boat, and one jumped out. How many were left?
None, 'cause they are all copycats.
Sub to KYMBO or you are gay.
What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut?
Babies are healthier.
So, a bear and a rabbit are in a field. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Does your poop stick to your fur?" The rabbit replied, "No." Then the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now releasing!
There was a doctor's room filled with 20 women, 4 kids, 15 men, and 1 dog. However, there were forty foreheads. How is this possible?
(They will think 44 heads, not 40 foreheads.)
Because there are 40 foreheads, not 44 heads.
Why are there no Olympics in Mexico?
Because everyone from Mexico that can run, jump, and swim is already over the border.
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.
So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.
The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"
A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, "What's that?"
The little boy says, "That’s my little red race car."
Ten minutes later, the boy looks down and asks, "What's that?"
The little girl says, "That’s my little red race car garage."
So later that night, the little boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage. She said yes, and then they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage, but it won’t fit.
Downstairs, the mother hears an ear-piercing scream and runs up the stairs, flips on the lights and sees blood on the floor. The mother asks, "What happened?"
The little girl says, "We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit, so I cut the back wheels off."
How do you know if an Asian has been in your house?
Your dog's gone.
Your finances are done.
And your floaties.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.