Are jokes

I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”

– Rodney Dangerfield

In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"

In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"

Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"

The girl says, "Just like your face."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but nobody cares about you.

Hey, Reaper!!! Where are you going?

"I finished my job."

What about me?

Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, by the way, I have the flu!

Roses are red, violets are blue, if I had a brick, I’d throw it at you.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I have a traitor friend, and that is YOU.

Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"

The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"

Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.

Mom asks, "Who are you talking to?"

The child said, "A mistake."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but I have the flu.

Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!

Why can't emos have ADD?

'Cause they are already scatter-brained.

A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?

(Getting brutally murdered.)

I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."

Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you?

How are humans and computers different? A human doesn't have trouble shooting.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.