ANS jokes
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
What is an orphan's family tree? A stump.
A cow in an earthquake is called a milkshake.
An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.
What's the difference between anal and oral sex? An and Or!
I made an advent calendar for a Jehovah’s Witness.
Behind every door someone tells you to fuck off.
My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Fritz Cheng was asked to write three articles on the subject. He went to his grandmother and advised her: "Question: Kill people! I am sorry, Mr. Fritz, I am looking for his brother—what do you suggest?"
Brother: "I'm Superman. I am Superman!"
Fritz remembers entering the room. That's Alfredo's question in front of the TV: "Do you have any advice?"
Fritz tells a story from his school days. "Remember our words?" said Professor Fleck. "An artist? Is that true? Frison, who are you?"
"I am Superman. I'm Superman," he said. "I hope to meet the president."
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
Abortion clinics don't do deliveries.
The Hodja purchased a piece of meat at the market, and on his way home he met a friend.
Seeing the Hodja's purchase, the friend told him an excellent recipe for stew.
"I'll forget it for sure," said the Hodja. "Write it on a piece of paper for me."
The friend obliged him, and the Hodja continued on his way, the piece of meat in one hand and the recipe in the other. He had not walked far when suddenly a large hawk swooped down from the sky, snatched the meat, and flew away with it.
"It will do you no good!" shouted the Hodja after the disappearing hawk. "I still have the recipe!"
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?
Shoo Ting.