How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten-tickles.
Don’t let an extra chromosome get you down
what does Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
they both leave children's room with an empty sack
Call me an escalator because I let people down.
What’s the worst thing to star in?
An amber alert.
Teacher: I used to be an orphan once.
Student: OOFT
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents
When I'm bored, I go into an elevator with a full duffle bag. Once people come in and the door closes I zip open the bag a little bit and whisper to it "I'll get you some food once we get off"
What is the similarities of an orphan and a newborn plant, Both their parents were seperated.