ANS jokes
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
Pretend you're an orphan and I'm telling you a joke:
Your mom.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?
Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?
Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
Prince, please talk to me for real...
Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No matter how black the person is, that cum will still be the whitest thing you'll ever see.
What has four legs and an arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
Harder than a diamond in an ice storm.
I'm an orphan, so kidnap me.
A pair of Newfoundlanders, watching TV, saw endless big-budget advertisements for mass-produced American beer.
One Newfie turns to the other and says, "They say that stuff is the biggest seller in the States, but I don't see what the big deal is." So they buy a bottle, pour it into a plain jar and decide to get an expert opinion.
They send a sample to a lab in St. John's to have it analyzed.
A day later, the lab results come back: "Your horse has diabetes."
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
Q: What's the best part about working at an abortion clinic?
A: You don't have to buy dog food.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
When they said sin was ugly to look at, I didn't know God would use you as an example.