ANS jokes
Do you want to know why they call it an orphanage? Because they couldn't call it orphans home.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger! You racist fuc-
A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, there's a spider." The blind man simply said, "Step on it."
HARHARHAR
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.
Broccoli is like anal sex.
If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.
Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.
How do you make 7 an even number? Take the "s" out!
How do you get a nun pregnant? -- Dress her up as an alter boy.
April Fools' joke: Go to an orphanage and say your parents came back.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon.
I heard an Uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like $40.
An American woman married a British man. On their honeymoon, the British husband said, "You look like a million pounds!" The wife divorced him.
I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus, and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection..." But she did.
A 13 year old girl is having a sleepover. One of her friends asks, "When was the last time you had an orgasm?" She replies, "3 days ago." Dad comes bursting in, "I KNEW YOU WERE FAKING LAST NIGHT!"
An ugly, arrogant woman walked into a store with her 2 kids, yelling at them.
The store clerk pleasantly said, "Good morning ma'am and welcome. Nice children, are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling and said, "Hell no they are not, one is 9 and the other is 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just bloody stupid?"
The clerk replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid ma'am, I just can't believe someone would screw you twice."
What's worse than locking your keys in the car in front of an abortion clinic?
Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.