making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying
When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder
That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel it's skin off.
roses are red lemons are sour spread ur legs and give me an hour
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? -- A waist of time.
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The Apple falls from the tree
Ancestry.com is spelt with an “I” in Alabama.
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
YOU GET A MILKSHAKE!
New Teslas don't come with a new car smell they come with an Elon Musk
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
I was raised an only child, which really pissed my brother.
What do you call a virgin in Alabama? An Orphan
I wanted to tell an animal joke but its irrelephant
What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common They both say “my moms gonna kill me”
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday
I had recently found out that my grandma died. We did an autopsy and the results came back. They were pretty shocking.
We found out that she died............... from an autopsy
A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, theres a spider. The blind man simply said. "Step on it".
I was working in a IPhone store in Norwich, when an man came! He said "Give me hat-trick or i will destroy your store!" I said "No" and he started to smash phones! I imidiatelly screamed "Important game" and he disappeared! Shame on you penaldo for ruining my store! 😡😡
