ANS jokes
Ganesha is an elephant.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
Who's an orphan?
You are.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
When the teacher says she'll call your parents but you're an orphan.
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.