ANS Jokes

One day, an orphan threw a boomerang, and it didn’t come back like its parents.

I started an emo salsa band We're called Hispanic at the Disco

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Broccoli is like anal sex.

If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.

An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."

I’m a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you’re an orphan

My teacher gave us an assignment and one of the questions was "What do you want to be when you grow up?" I answered "Happy". The teacher said I didn't understand the test, I said to her that she didn't understand life

Why can't an orphan be gay?? Because they don't have anyone to call daddy ( My bad if this offended anyone)

Do want to know why they call it an orphanage? Cause they couldn't call it orphans home

What is an Emo’s favourite music element

Self harmony

How do you make 7 an even number? Take the s out!

Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park on his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.

I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection"... But she did.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

I heard an uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like 40$

What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?

An orphan

A 13 year old girl is having a sleepover so one of her friends asks when was the last time you had an orgasm? she replies 3 days ago dad comes bursting in i KNEW YOU WERE FAKING LAST NIGHT

So I had a friend who was an orphan and he said, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, just reminding you." I then said, "Hey, how's your parents?" I never saw him after that.