ANS jokes
What is an orphan's favorite superhero? Batman.
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Kick the chair out from under them.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple actually gets picked.
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
My willy was feeling itchy, so I decided to go to the doctor.
My doctor was foreign and spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU!
I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.