Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F Kennedy very wise presidents?
They both had an open mind.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber Created by the Japanese Who speaks English And looks like a Mexican Jumps like a black man And grabs coins like a Jew
What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights
they are both going to be hanging from a tree
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
"Pikachu, I choose you!"
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope
i hate when i lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. where do i lose my friends from Afghanistan? in an explosion
If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking fanta make you fantastic?
Theres an outbreak of the foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.
I hope my teacher will be ok
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging
A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm “This place looks scary” they kid said And the man replies” I know right, I have to walk out of there alone”
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors fault like this: Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: yeah? Sailor 1: you see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: yeah. Sailor 1: you know what would be pretty funny
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun??SpecialForces
When you suffer from depression and Somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: my goodness, what an idea! why didn't i think of this before
The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'
I'm a Model. my doctor asked me to make an acronym for POST because I post pictures on Instagram. (Trying to) P-ut O-ff Suicidal T-houghts
last night i burned down an orphanage there was one survivor who said i would regret it i said "what are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie
When you accidentally turn in your suicide note instead of your essay to the teacher, but she still gives you an A
What does an orgasm and a pulse have in common?
I don't care if she has either.
