American Falls jokes

Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?

Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)

Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.

Russian, American, and Polish stood by the lake shore.

Russian ran ahead to dive and yelled "vodka" and the lake changed into vodka.

Polish ran ahead to dive and yelled "beer" and the lake changed into beer.

American ran to dive, slipped, and said, "oh shit."

You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.

The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.