Acute jokes
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
Ads for meds be like: Chloroform, it's Chloroform, helps with itchy eyes. Side affects may include Acute Flaccid Myelitis (AFM), AIDS (HIV/AIDS), Alphaviruses, Alzheimer's Disease, Alzheimer's Diseases (Spanish), Arboviral Encephalitis, Arthritis, Babesiois, Cancer, Unintentional injuries, Chronic lower respiratory disease, Stroke and cerebrovascular diseases, Alzheimer's disease, Diabetes, Influenza and pneumonia.
Ahhhhhhh!
My penis is on fire.
Me explaining to the school nurse that ice can't cure everything.
Nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl!
*Coughs roughly* Oh my God, it hurts so much. I can't see. It burns! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! *Weakly*
👌neck
Community talk
I think it’s time an important chapter of my life came to an end, worst jokes ever. I have enjoyed my time on here. I learned some new words on here, and I am no longer a silly delulu guy. I have matured because of this site, surprisingly. I take things seriously, and i enjoy life more. Well when I’m on here, not IRL. This site has not made my mental health any better. Acutally, it made it worse. From january until n… Read more