Acute jokes

Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.

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What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?

Nothing, triangles can't talk.

I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.

I have an EpiPen.

My friend gave it to me when he was dying.

It seemed really important to him that I have it.

What is the best cure for aging?

Suicide.

Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.

I have an EpiPen.

My friend gave it to me while he was dying.

It seemed really important to him that I have it.

The doctor told me I had aids. I said, "It's your fault, sister."