Acute jokes

Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.

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What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?

Nothing, triangles can't talk.

I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.

You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.

I asked the doctor doing my prostate exam where I should put my pants. "Next to mine" was not the answer I was expecting.

When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.

At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters

'PNEIS'

and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.

What did Freddie Mercury use to improve his hearing?

Hearing AIDS.

The doctor told me I had aids. I said, "It's your fault, sister."