Activist jokes

Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?

British cigarettes get smoked easily.

Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.

What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist?

If you want a hooker to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

If Martin Luther King were white, what would they call him?

Alive.

What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.