80+ Best Account Jokes - Page 5 - Worst Jokes Ever

Guy

Gwen · 5 years ago

Hey guys, it's Gwen, and I want to say that I'm deleting my account regarding a comment made on my last post :(

Bank

Cricket Green · 3 years ago

Banker: I have the right to take your money!

Me: Check my name.

Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?

Banker: *realizes*

Me: 😈🖐️ Gimme, gimme.

Username

Manga fan · 3 years ago

meme:

The image shows a split panel. On the left, Bakugo is shown with an angry expression, holding a sign that reads 'King Explosion Murder'. On the right, Todoroki is shown holding a sign that reads 'Shoto'. Above both images reads: "making account usernames in middle school vs making account usernames as an adult". A small username '@memeenshoto' can be seen.

Monkey

Laura Janke · 7 years ago

Did you hear about the monkeys that share an Amazon account? They were prime mates.

Word

⸙⸙ · 4 years ago

Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!

People

Stiggg · 4 years ago

When people make accounts about you and a category.

Iceberg

WJE iceberg hehe · 1 year ago

WJE iceberg

The image is an iceberg chart labeled "WJE iceberg". The tip of the iceberg lists common terms and topics like "jokes," "memes," "community," and "account creation." As the iceberg descends, the topics become increasingly obscure and niche, referencing specific events, controversies, and in-jokes within the WJE online community. Some of the topics listed include specific users, dramas, and content associated with WJE.

Search result

R3Y · 2 years ago

I FAMOUS NOW GUYS

A screenshot of a Google search result for the term "TheUsedFleshlightConnoisseur." The search results include links to worstjokesever.com and an Instagram post by rufuswainwright.

Username

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A young man looks directly at the camera with a distressed expression. Overlaid text reads "I was just messing around wdym I can't change my username for 30 days 😭". Visible below is the username "thecpgooner" and the word "Bro".

Account

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD,
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
I am wanted for seventeen war crimes
in Libya, but I do not condone Sonic
the Hedgehog's behavior.
Hey guys, War Brother Chungus here. I agree with Corpse
Stuff. Although Stuff must be held accountable for his
misdeeds, pedophilia is a crime against humanity and
cannot be tolerated in a healthy society.

Parasite

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Project

DoubleDownCheeks · 3 years ago

Fill it out if u want

A list of possible life experiences with checkboxes, titled "#THINGS I HAVE DONE PROJECT". The experiences are categorized into emotional, social, and health-related items. Some examples are: "Been in Love", "Broken Hearts", "Had Sex", "Been to Jail", "Been Bullied", "Been Depressed", "Have/Had an Addiction", "Attempted Suicide", "Overdosed", "Seen a Therapist", "Have Other Mental Disorders". The text "@violetsunlight7" is on the right side of the image.

T Rex

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a newspaper headline that says "The T. Rex may have been a lot smarter than you thought" written by Dino Grandoni from The Washington Post.

Grave

Wilkinsonburritos · 3 years ago

we did it, boys

A group of people dressed in dark clothes are at a gravesite. In the foreground, a tombstone is visible with the text "Ashton's account" written on it. In front of the grave, one person kneels with a smile while making a peace sign with two fingers. Over that person, the word "everyone" is written.

Fake account

Emo Ness🖤🖤🖤 · 3 years ago

lol anons are idiots

A series of comments made by someone named Emo Ness. Emo Ness asks why they are being called fake, states that having an account does not make someone real and states that they had the account for a long time.

Man

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a Daily Mail article. The headline reads: "Young man forced to post a photo of his passport on Facebook to prove his real name is 'Phuc Dat Bich'... after his account is banned THREE times". There is a smaller picture of the young man, and a passport image with the name "Phuc Dat Bich", and the dates 03 JAN 1992, 17 SEP 2013, and 17 SEP 2023. The passport is from Australia.

Door

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Google

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a screenshot of a Google ban message stating "You have been banned from Google" and that access may be restored on June 26, 2033. Below is a blurry close-up of a man's face looking surprised or shocked.

Cupcake

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

managed to log into cupcakes mcdonalds account

Screenshot of the McDonald's app showing 2,010,520 points in the My Rewards section.

Fear

NIFFTY · 2 years ago

:/

The image consists of three panels. The top panel shows a crying child next to the text "kids afraid to check their grades". The middle panel features a man grimacing next to "adults afraid to check their bank account". The bottom panel shows a person with a strained smile, next to "college students afraid to check both".

Community talk

Heroin Monkey

Thanks to whatever mod banned all the 13 year olds with the hazbin hotel accounts

𝓒𝓸𝓽𝓽𝓸𝓷✨

Why tf does @uzidoorman change its username after it gets banned

ASTRODANDYSWORLDFAN

ppl are asking didn't get banned but they banned my 2nd account sproutcosmooo like fr dude