Account balance jokes
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.
A man entered the bank branch and asked the teller to withdraw his account balance. The teller debited his account and gave the man all his money. Then the man counted the money and asked the teller to deposit it back into his account.
The teller asked the man why he withdrew the money and deposited it back. Then the man replied, "I wanted to make sure all my money is safe and tallies with my records."
Lol
An old lady in the bank told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Money and my mom are kinda the same thing; they come and leave easily.
A: She looks good when she opens her hair. š®
B: You will look good when you open your wallet. š
I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.
I now have $999,999.75.