My friend called me a dick earlier. I said, "You are what you eat." He then proceeded to run away from me.
ZackyVengance
I eat ✨food✨
Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
Erectile dysfunction.