(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.
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Hiii :3 Im a silly gal who loves Monsters n' Creatures n' silly things like that! My favorites are Godzilla (ofc), Ultraman, Gamera, and all monsters from the Monster Hunter franchise!
Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.
