The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
・゚。 🖇️ 𝑀𝒶𝓎 ᡣ𐭩 。゚・
๋࣭ ⭑☁.๋࣭ ⭑ 𝓨𝓾 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝓶𝓮
Right to all the rooms in the German sex dungeon
"ʷʰᵉⁿ ᵗʰᵉʸ ᵒᵛᵉʳ ʳᵉᵃᶜᵗ."
‧₊°🖇️✩ 𝐹𝓊𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒 𝐸-𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 <𝟥 ₊°🎧⊹♡
What does my dad have in common with Nemo? They both can’t be found.
A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!
Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera.
My friend said my life was a joke.
No jokes have meaning.
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
What's a flat chested emo called?
A cutting board.
What's a opran family photo called?
Selfie.