What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
Royal
Battles come and go, I am eternal
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Donald Trump will return to Twitter.
A guy in a white helmet telling kids to kill themselves.
what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Who can relate?
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Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?
I would tell a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.
I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.
Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”
My friend was the only one who laughed.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you got to hand it to her.