Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS
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If rap has only one fan, then it is ME. If rap has NO FANS, then I do not exist. If the world is against RAP, then I am against the world.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to CAPTURE the RAP STAR
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept BOOING him off STAGE
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his FLEX RHYMES
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept SPITTING ICE
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make DOUGH from his BEATS
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the BEAT
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To TRIM his verses
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE”
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd JUMP
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH on the side