Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
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FINALLY GOT MY ACCOUNT BACK
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2) To FIND his FANS
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 1) To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme sneakers
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always COUNT his BARS
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2) “I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh BEETS
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop