Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
Nobody
If things don't get better, the Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)