What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
Mase
I like soccer and I turned 15 this year :) i also like gaming but i dont play much.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
Classic.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is
"So what, ah, my G?"
John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"
Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now