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I found a chest of gold in my garden the other day. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.

Then I remembered why I was digging in my garden.

What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?

One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used for carrying groceries.

Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?

It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...

What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both shove their meat between 10-year-old buns.