KatsukiBakugouSimp
Jack and Jill went up the hill so they could fuck in the water. But Jack forgot to use protection and now they have a daughter.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a male. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?
Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of her.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
A: A knife has a point.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don’t even care.
Sorry but, no one asked.