Joshisboss

No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either

it’s just true

Gays: I like men

Strait: I like women

Bisexual: a hole is a hole

my dog is pregnant i’m a be a ... i don’t know?

oohh a owner

So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods. Boy “hey mister its getting dark out and I’m scared” Man “how do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone”

I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

rizz

are you a biographer cause i picture us toghether can i take a picture of you for i can show santa what i want for christmas No pen No paper you still draw my attention you know what i hate about math they always talk about x and y but not about u and i

A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands for money.

Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?"

The man replied, "Yes sir, I did."

The robber shot him in the head, killing him instantly.

He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"

The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!"

What do you call an lgbtq person getting grilled? lgbbq

i made it DONT COPY!!!

be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means there recording.

BTW i am one wahahaa

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you wish you had a club and spade.

you play gatcha life more like go get a life

why do we tell actors to break a leg

cause every play has a cast

son: can i go to my friends mum? mum: no! son: dad was right i am a son of a bitch! mum: bad news but your adopted!!

son: Dad i know i’m adopted dad: well how do you know son: i found the adoption papers dad: that is for your mum

if you know you know

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather , that is until my mom took the urn away from me

I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed but I remembered you were adopted...

jimmy does stand up comedy he says “what do you call an orangutang”

jake replies “YOU” then everyone including the teacher laughs jimmy cries

LOL

Why can’t orphans play baseball they ant got got no home to run to Why can’t England people play chess they ant got no queen

I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.

Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everybody Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued