Today in class I screamed Jenga. We were watching a 9/11 documentary.
I'm The NIGGA You Dream Of
Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!
I would say life's a joke, but I can't because jokes have a meaning.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s dick.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. Its not dead, just afraid to move.
When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac. When an American has it go backwards it tactic.
Guess what? I have a baby in ten trashcans.
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him. So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
I hate family reunions.
I see too many of my ex’s there.
Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubix cube into pussy. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
Are you sure your father isn't a thief? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
There are 206 bones in my body. When I look at you, it becomes 207.
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
" 5 second rule! "
The Earth was flat once. 'Till yo mama got buried
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks she thought she could buy a star
I could never fall out a boat because I've already fallen for you.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
It’s known as the Hunger Games.
A suicide bombers biggest fear is not exploding.
Yo mama so fat that her belt size is Equator
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A Kinder surprise!