People always tell me to say no to drugs, but if i'm talking to drugs, I probably said yes
HydrousAxolotl
I used to love making sand castles with my grandfather until mom took the urn away.
My asian girlfriend has a wierd name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm tu yung."
My wife called me a pedo that's a big word for a 6 year old
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents. Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor. Judge: But why? Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
why do orphans not know if their lactose and tolerant because their dad never came back with milk
Roses are red I'm off the grid
John Cena accidentally says you can't see me to blind kid