Does anyone else here eat pretzels with nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Hailey ❁
Wanna hear a joke? Me.
Finish the lyrics in the comments-
iTs CoRn
I asked my dog this morning how her weeks been going- she said "ruff". I feel her you know? I feel her.
Dear clothing websites if it's put of stock DO NOT ADVERTISE IT
OMG TYSM FOR HELPING ME REACH 30 FOLLOWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🎆
This the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said one day, you'll leave this world behind. So live a life you will remember. My father told me when I was just a child, these are the nights that never die. My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply it makes me wanna cry :(
Theres an outbreak of the foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.
I hope my teacher will be ok
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rZTRrpxgkK0
Copy and paste it into a google tab. :)
R.I.P Queen Elizabeth II.
Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce. The divorce lawyer says to Mickey: "Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because she is crazy" to which Mickey responds: "I'm not divorcing her because she's crazy, i'm divorcing her because she's f**king Goofy.
*Enter password*
'ScoobyDoo'
"Password must contain special character"
'ScoobyDooFeaturingBatman'
Lemme just say one thing:
Depression is not funny. 2 of my best friends have it and its actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. Its really not funny to joke about depression.
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled egg
Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera.
What does LMAO mean?
Launching missiles at orphanage
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The colour orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'seperate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, its a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patients mouth?
I C D K
You know what I see?
DICK :0
Dad joke time:
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A Milkshake.