GG Miller

This is the Polo Gang.. Just posting corny dad jokes.
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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”

Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.

I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn't talking to me.

A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!” The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you ...”

You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna."

Jill said yes and lifted up her dress. They had some fun.

But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

Motherhood is a fairytale in reverse. You start in a beautiful gown and end up cleaning everyone's messes.