Dont you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin
Daddydildo69
Good news people michael jackson is still alive, they found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the twin towers anyway
What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents
My big green pedo machine
Apparently I'm not aloud home house fires, but the neighbours their house burnt lovely
What's big black and touches children?
Harambe
My indian wife said last night if her fanny would taste like vindaloo curry, i said ive smelt your fucking armpits youve got no chance
I just reached 10 million pounds in euro truck simulator, but its not even close to what Rakhmat akilov achieved
Well if stephen hawking likes black holes so much why did he call security when i put my hole on his face
My dad said wheres pickles the family cat i said im sorry to say hes in the sky, oh i see he passed away no i strapped him to 20 fireworks
I was absolutely fuming when i found out my mate was rifling through my mums knicker draw
No one goes in there without my permission
I thought i had the best kd ratio in my fighter jet on battlefield then i heard about Mohammed atta
What's the similarity between your mum and West ham?
Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass
My girlfriend said to me dear i think you have hit an animal theirs blood and dents all over the bonnet
I said no love, im not waiting for a black lives matter rally
Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry
Rapey santa
What has 2 wheels and screams A disabled i dropkicked down the stairs
Anyone else think high school musical would of been a better film with a school shooter