You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!
Cahyani Ambara
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”
Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”
Boy: “Yeah, why?”
Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”
A special quote: “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”
A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”
Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.