Rose are red, violets are blue, there are kid in my basement, you'll be there soon
blach66
What do you call a Lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotapuss
People ask me if my friend jumps of a bridge will I go as well. Of course not. I am a leader I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
I was walking down the street when I saw my ex-girlfriend so I fuck her, turns out it was her identical twins that she never told me about. And I decided to confront her. So I did the next time I saw her but this time it was her Identical triplet. There 3 of them.... AND SHE NEVER BROUGHT THAT UP IN THE 7 YEARS I WAS DATING HER!
Yo mama such a creep she thought PTSD stood for Please Touch Small Dicks
So things are just to tiring to sort out...... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who play Pumpes Up Kicks at max Volume
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I want to smash you