AG

1 year WJE Citizen.
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What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.

Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me? Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.

'You the bomb.’ ‘No, you the bomb.’ A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.

Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.

Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it says "to be continued"