if you don’t like mowing your lawn, just get emo grass! it cuts itself!
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"I discovered at a very early age that if I talked long enough, I could make anything right or wrong. So either I'm god, or truth is relative. Either way: Booyah." - Jeff Winger
what do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
they blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
gegebehhhhh
why can't you fool an aborted baby?
because it wasn't born yesterday.
come back old members
what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
gang rape
why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend? you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.