"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"
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Stolen jokes & memes
You should follow me if you like ass lmao
I DO NOT MEAN ANYTHING I SAY
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I'm not completely useless....
I can be used as a bad example!?
Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god" Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld"
Mother: "Yeah I picked you up at the giftshop on my way out" Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan"
Some people are such "treasures" that you just want to bury them
I may not be your cup tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot if tequila
How to get rid of your depression: 1. Stop self pittying 2. Realize you can't 3. Fucking deal with it Your welcome
Roses are red The sun isn't shining My mental state Is rapidly declining