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Stolen jokes & memes
You should follow me if you like ass lmao
I DO NOT MEAN ANYTHING I SAY
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*God creates dog* God: "You are man's best friend"
Dog: "That's pretty sexist"
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "🐶"
"Just ditched a women. Feelin good!" -Techno
"When God sends me to hell...I want him to hesitate." -Techno
"Officer I dropped kicked that child in self defense." -Techno