Dark humor is like a dad - not everyone gets it.
ur mom
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son
why can't orphans play baseball?
because they don't know where home is
if there a zombie you would not die bc u have no brain
what do orphans and spiderman have in common
they both have no way home
when you go to a baseball game and they say heads up and put your head up and the ball hits you in the head.
whats the differneces between me and elizabeth afton .... her dad always comes back.
why can;t orphans ever be criminals he is not wanted
what do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? an RC/XD
I was eating this girl out the other day and I tasted horse semen... I looked up at the girl and said “that’s how you died grandma”
your nan is gey
whats the differences between a orphan and a apple... an apple has a family tree
ur mom loves to eat logs lmao
What do you call a man shopping? a half grown carton of cheese
ur mommas so fat that when she became a spy here codename was oobese
imagine if batman had a family reunion
What's your mom on? deez nuts
your mom is so hairy that kingkong got jealous of her
Ur mom gay lol