where do cows go to see the big screen? The moovietheatre
the big mom
what did the cow say to the fat pig? moooooooove over
what do you call a cow that no one likes? the mooser
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son and that's why we adopted you.