It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
retired grocer
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
Ya gotta hand it to short people. . .
My friend David lost his ID. Now he is just Dav.
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
The doe comes out of the woods, shakes herself, and says "I can't believe I did that for 2 bucks!"
I saw a sign that said “Falling Rocks.” I tried it and it doesn’t.
My neighbor is in the Guinness World Records. He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me. A stone’s throw away, in fact.
I was out ice fishing, and had no nibbles all morning. About noon, this old guy comes out, drills a hole near mine, and starts catching fish as fast as he can bait the hook. I was getting frustrated without any luck, so I went over to ask him his secret. He said "Ymd ggt tm kppp tth yaems womg." I said "Excuse,me, I didn't get that?" so he mumbles even louder, "Ymd ggt tm kppp tth yaems womg!" I shook my head and said "I'm sorry, but I still didn't understand what you said." Frustrated, the man spits out a wad out of his mouth and says "YOU HAVE TO KEEP THE WORMS WARM!"
I think I might apply for a job cleaning mirrors.
It’s a job I can see myself doing.