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What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.

why did the orphan get kicked of the baseball team? he would never make it home base

you went to the bed store asking for a water bed they put a pillow and sheets on the ocean

while i was waiting for your mum to waddle past i missed a whole season on my tv show

when god said let there be light he got blinded because you reflected it of your forhead