My dad died the other day but, i was able to hear his last words"son are you still holding the ladder"
no one
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap his wapper.
"today was the word day ever","why", because my ex got his by a bus, and i lost my job as a bus driver".
a kid was asking a mother for money
mother: sorry I don't have money
the kid kept asking the mother for money
mother: I already told you I don't have money
the kid(the middle child): I'm your fucking child