Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jills candy But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jills real name is Randy
no name
Police: Where do u live Me: With my parents Police: Where your parents live Me: With me Police: Where do you all live Me: Together Police: where is your house Me: Next to my neighbor Police: Where is your neighbor’s house Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me Police: Tell me Me: Next to my house
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic, You make 'em we bake 'em
why could'nt the man get out of the maize maze?
he got corn-ered
Why can ́t orphans play baseball? They don ́t know where home is.
were u born on a highway cause that is where most mistakes happen
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why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?cause it got stuck in a pot hole:)