i dont want to die alone.... that is why i am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!
me
if trump was a orphan I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life
your mum said ,who did it ,ya nan!
in the new grinch the whos would say he stole christmest get him then the grinch said im a orphan that changes everything the whos said what would they do if max was a orphan
penis
why did the chicken cross the road? nut
hi what's your name? idk im disabled
im the joke
why didn't the pirate right a letter to his mom
R u kidding me??!?!
me: "you wanna see my dad" some kid: "yeah?" me: "close your eyes and he will appear" some kid: "he ain't appearing" me: "sorry i thought he would appear for you. he won't appear for me" *the kid laughs"
moral: not everything is supposed to be funny text if you notice what was really going on 🙃
a man walked into a fleshlight and died xx
the joke is me
jakobs life