a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging
lol
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team Because I hate dealing with parents.
what do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked? someone: ugly? me: no, trick question, they are still and orphan.
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan? The teacher can’t give you homework.
the first ever picture of a black hole got released. it sucks,
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
Why did the orphan rob the bank,
to be wanted
Knock knock...... Who's there... not stephen hawking
Why aren’t orphan jokes funny? The punchline isn’t apParent.
Why does an orphans’ calendar only have 363 days?
There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.
what did sally say when she is stuck in the water with kelp. I NEED KELP KELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
what do you call a one legged asain?
tie won shoo
the f in orphan stands for family
pov: you walk up to your short friend and say how is the weather down there
whats a orphans fav roblox game
adopt me
me: what's the fifth month of the year Friend: May me: may deez nuts fit in your mouth
me: how do cowboys say hello? Friend: howdy me: how do deez nuts fit in your mouth
why did the Gg miller say to the loser
this is a nice reflection
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan. An apple gets picked.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”