What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo’s World
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo’s World
I would roast you but you don’t have any meat!
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail
What the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hit-her!
These jokes are so dark that their life matters
You Saturn a chair with Uranus.
Why did Pinnochio cross the road?
To get to the other lied
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time
A pancake and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast”
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates
Yo mama so stupid she tried to smell her own nose
What’s worse than three babies in one garbage can?
One baby in three garbage cans
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Don’t worry, he woke up.
In my basement
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says “Where’s Mohammed?
Yo mama so fat she had to get baptized in the ocean
“Go frick a cow!”
“I already fricked your mother”
My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!