so i was sitting on the couch with a woman,and i asked her,does this napkin smell like chloroform?
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What's the difference between eggs, and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.
what do you call a lazy gay? someone who comes straight out of the closet,and goes straight to the couch.
why was the T-rex so angry?You would be angry too,if you’re arms were to short to masterbaute.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub? steamed vegetables.
i like my woman like i like my coffee in a big sack on top of donkey
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial retarded kids?Mixed vegetables.
What looks like peanut butter and jelly,and makes a woman scream? Afterbirth
what did the pimp order at the chinese resturaunt?He ordered some cock-bang-ho
what’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer,and a poor kids parents getting ran over by military tractors?When grandma got ran over by a reindeer,the kids actually gave a shit.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a swimming pool? vegetable soup.
why are cripples offensive to patriots?because they can't stand for the pledge of allegiance.
watching 50 shades of grey was more painful then my uncle fisting me as a kid.
my grandpa is an asshole,the fucker deserved to die,the son of a bitch was using his life support,and i needed to change my iphone.
2 gay kids made their version of the jack,and jill nursery rhyme. jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pair of latte's.
my dick is like the way home for an orphan,its length is never-ending
what does a husband of a woman do when he is horny.he goes on a buisness trip with 100 1 dollar bills
there are 6 kinds of vitamins.wanna know how the 6th vitamin was made,just ask the ku klux klan they will tell you.